{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}