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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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Fotballklubben Haugesund, usually referred to as FK Haugesund or FKH, is a professional football club from the city of Haugesund that plays in the top tier of the Norwegian football league system.
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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