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Dudley and Stourbridge Harriers is an athletics club founded in 1924. Originally established as Dudley Harriers, it took on its current name through the amalgamation with Stourbridge, Wordsley and District Harriers.
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Leslie Witte, nicknamed \"Beanie\" and \"One Grand Witte\", was a two-time