{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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